Indian Time, Revisited

Indian Time

Many millennia ago our ancestors, who spent lots of time outdoors, noted that positions of stars in the night sky heralded the change of seasons in the year.  This was important to know.  If you want to eat, it’s helpful to anticipate when the herds move or edible plants grow.

Exactly where the sun rose and set on the horizons was another important harbinger, especially when we adopted an agricultural lifestyle.  If you want to eat, it’s important to know when to sow and get the harvest on time.  Determining the annual cycle even led to cool architecture like Stonehenge.

Fast forward to the present.  Most of the population is urban, and they spend more time indoors (as a relative once observed, it’s where there’s TV and no bugs).  If you want to know when it’s time to eat, look at your watch (if you’re retro) or phone.

You may or may not have heard of Indian time.  I heard it most often when we lived in Oklahoma, within the jurisdiction of the Creek Nation (in case you didn’t know, tribal jurisdictions in Oklahoma are what was left after the government broke all the other treaties).   When somebody was late, the joking explanation sometimes given was that they were running on Indian time.

And yes, even the Native Americans made that joke.

What we call Indian time here in the States could go by any other moniker both here and abroad:  Hillbilly time, Farmer time, Ancestral time … it’s a way of living regimented more by the world around us than artificial timepieces.

Don’t get me wrong – I appreciate that when I show up for an appointment at the dentist’s office, ten other people don’t arrive at the same time because we were all scheduled for in the morning.  Living by the clock has its advantages.

You probably didn’t notice I’d fallen behind on posting to this blog.  Yes, I was on Indian time, but that doesn’t mean I was just being lazy.  Quite the contrary, matters pertaining to farm and family needed more of my attention for a while.

Running on Indian time might make you late now and then, but that’s because you were tending to priorities.  In this world of instant gratification, getting slowed down once in a while could be beneficial.  Maybe you stopped to smell the roses.  Maybe you took some extra time to play with your kids.  Regardless, you took some time to savor living in the here and now.

Wow, that’s more serious than I usually get.  Is it time to eat yet?

Portmanteaus and Other Made-up Words


“Wait!” you may be saying.  “Portmanteau is a real word!”  Well, yes, and portmanteau words are for real … although it may take a while for the culture to accept them.  I know people who refuse to acknowledge the existence of ginormous (wow, I can’t believe spellcheck actually accepted that), but I suspect the word is here to stay.

If you’re still thinking “What the blazes is a portmanteau?” I’ll explain it here:  Take two words and smoosh them together (remember: safety first).  If you combine smoke and fog, you get smog.  Easy, right?

Dogs are often victims of portmanteau words.  Labradoodles and cockapoos are just a more precise way of calling them crossbreeds (or it’s the owner’s way of claiming “I meant to do that”).  We have a dog we’re convinced is part Labrador and part beagle.  So what should we call him?  Labeagle or beagador?

Actually, animals in general have gotten smooshed together throughout history.  Beefalo is what you get from a beef cow and a buffalo.  Once upon a time a lion and a tiger produced a liger.  I’ve heard of the offspring of zebras and donkeys called both donkras and zonkeys (although spellcheck only recognizes the second one).

So how come when somebody crossed a horse with a donkey, they called it a mule?  Was it because dorse sounds too insulting, and honkey is … too insulting?

You’ve probably quipped new coinages of words quite often, but often it’s in situations where they don’t stick.  Trying to figure out if a certain shade of color is blue or purple?  Just call it blurple.  Can’t decide if that smell is spicy or funky?  Call it spunky … or maybe not.

Well, that’s enough portmanteau words for now.  So before I get hangry and begin to use snark, I think I’ll have some brunch and use a spork to eat turducken….

Always an Alternative


“Does it have to be Taggart?”

As Deuce sat beside Zeke on the underground rail transport, he remembered the serious tone to Kyla’s voice.  The conversation he overheard this morning, before leaving with Zeke, hadn’t been meant for his ears.  He glanced at his bearded traveling companion and recalled Zeke’s response.

“Might as well start at the beginning, and besides … he’s in the business of forgiveness.”

Kyla’s final statement lingered most in his thoughts.  “I don’t think he normally needs to forgive something so personal.”

Deuce was pretty sure what she’d meant.  His entire life had been devoted to combat.  When he defected from his creators to join the ranks of those who sought to liberate themselves, he hadn’t been readily accepted into this society.

Many tolerated him because he offered assistance to help them win this long-fought war, but losing friends and family to troops he’d led made that acquiescence more begrudging.

Deuce wondered how much more personal the dislike, which he was accustomed to, would be for this Taggart fellow.

The transport slowed to a stop at the station where they disembarked.  It had taken a couple of hours to travel halfway across the continent, so the artificial lighting that mimicked the sunshine above ground was brighter than when they boarded.  They walked from the station into the subterranean city.

Swift and silent conveyers delivered them to a different level of the municipality, a manufacturing district where the rattle and bangs of machinery were more apparent.  Zeke led him into a facility to the side, and they entered a room where a handful of people were discussing a three-dimensional, projected digital display of conduits.

Most of them glanced casually toward the newcomers, but Deuce took note of the auburn-haired woman whose expression shifted into a subtle glare when her gaze fell upon him.

“Didn’t you get the notification?”  Her eyes softened only slightly as they shifted back to Zeke, but she had an accent that Deuce identified as a brogue.  “Grandpa is still out on a service call.”

“Something that always takes longer than expected.”  Zeke’s smile expressed an impertinent bravado Deuce had become accustomed to.  “I figured we could still begin the orientation with you, and Oswald could catch up to us.”

Her eyes narrowed.  “That’s a bad idea.”

His smile remained.  “Which part?”

“All of it.”  Her gaze hardened again as it returned to Deuce.  “This whole affair is against my better judgment.”

“You aren’t questioning your grandpa’s judgment, are you?”

Some of the spark in her green eyes subsided.  “If the two of you weren’t friends, he wouldn’t have agreed to this, either.”

Zeke’s smile warmed.  “But aren’t you and I friends also, Ita?”

“That’s what I used to think.”  She glanced at her cohorts and excused herself before strolling toward the two men.  “But since I know the only other way I’d get you to take that thing out of here is to draw a blaster, I’ll take you to the office instead.”

“Is that where you keep the blaster?”

This was one of those times Deuce wasn’t sure if Zeke’s question was serious or a joke.

Ita hesitated as she drew near, and slid a sideways gaze toward the bearded man.  “Don’t tempt me.”

Zeke followed her as she brushed past, so Deuce fell into step with him.  As they accompanied her into a corridor, he wondered why his companion hadn’t told him about this young woman.  She certainly seemed to know who he was.

Ita turned right, through a doorway, and they stepped into a room lined with various computer components.  She turned and locked her gaze on Zeke.

“How much did you tell it?”

Deuce was accustomed to being referred to as it by people who knew he was genetically engineered.

“No more than Oswald said I could.”  Zeke continued smiling.  “But why don’t you ask Deuce himself?”

Deuce?”  Her gaze snapped to him, and then back to Zeke.  “How appropriate.  I have nothing to say to it.”

“Surely your grandpa asked you to be nice to him?”

“I am being nice.  I’m not blasting it.”

Although he still wondered if a blaster was hidden in this room, Deuce decided it was time to speak, and it should be conciliatory.  “I’m sorry.”

Her glare shot to him before locking on Zeke.  “You weren’t supposed to tell it!”

“I presume he didn’t,” Deuce continued.  “I’ve no idea what you’re talking about.  I do know I’ve instigated anguish for many people, so I assume I’ve committed some form of distress to you.”

This time her glare stayed locked on him.  “How dare you speak to me like that?  After all the times I’ve thought about this moment, about telling you who my dad was … just before you die.  But that’s not the way it’s going to work, is it?”  She frowned at Zeke.  “Sort through the files if you must.  Grandpa will deal with you when he gets here.”

She swept out from the room.  Zeke sighed as Deuce regarded him.

“Sorry how that introduction worked out, but Ita won’t get the anger out of her system unless she confronts it first.”

Deuce studied his companion as he decided to confirm if he’d added all the clues correctly.  “She’s Oswald Taggart’s granddaughter?”


“And I killed her father?”

Zeke pressed his lips together.  “Yes … it was you personally.”

“And is her father Oswald Taggart’s son?”

Zeke drew a deep breath before replying.  “Yes.”

Deuce was out of clues.  “So what was this meeting supposed to accomplish?”

“Our … alternative to annihilation … is Oswald’s brainchild.  But he’s getting on in years and Ita is overseeing the project now.  You can’t help them unless she agrees to it.”

“You still haven’t informed me what this alternative is.”

Zeke smirked as he shrugged.  “I can’t tell you that yet, either.  Oswald wants to evaluate you himself … and unlike Ita, he’ll have plenty of questions.”


The word to this month’s #BlogBattle was actually easy:  It was Liberate!  I’d expect there will be lots of entries for a prompt word like that, so don’t miss out on checking into them.

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